Here is my prayer of the iTard, a gift i presented to the Linux community in #archlinux-offtopic;
Our iPad, which art in Apple Heaven,
Prius driver be Thy name;
Thy Kingdumb come;
Thy will be done,
unitask on earth as it is in Apple Heaven.
Give us this day our daily Latte.
and forgive us our jailbreaking attempts,
as we forgive them for unitasking before us.
And lead us not into temptation;
but deliver us more shiny products.
For thine is the Unistask,
thine Starbucks Latte, and thine Holy Turtleneck,
for ever and ever; iPod, therefore, iAm.
